if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life
"Peter, is your social worker inside that horse?"
- Will Graham, with just another quote considered normal in an episode of Hannibal (via mooranshi)
Video Game: Press Start
Me: *presses A*
tastefullyoffensive:

[gunshowcomic]

dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

weenylem:

YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY

weenylem:

YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY

reblog if u hate gays
wo-nderland:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

this is the best thing i’ve seen

wo-nderland:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

this is the best thing i’ve seen

bromancing-the-stone:

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

Laganja…

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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dinuguan:

almost the time of year when christian memes drops its best jokes